Be Unforgettable

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

(via mikefuentesbuttblog)

alexgaskarthsbuttblog:

i was watching the king for a day music video and my little brother comes over during kellin’s part and says ‘that girl singing looks like a dude’. 

(via alexgaskarthsbuttblog)

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

mikeywaysbuttblog:

theangelintheshadows:

thinkinsidethebluebox:

barfingunicorn:

i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:

turtle-perry1:

ticklemyjanoskian:

fireretardantzombies:

omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT NOW

Please guys

I bet no one has the balls.

I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT

Good luck.

Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.

please??

(Source: awaken-the-sirens, via alanashbysbuttblog)

• (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
• Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
• Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
• Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
• Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
• (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

(via iwant-toflywithyou)

markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

(via iwant-toflywithyou)

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon holding your hand and rubbing your back when you feel sad.

(via kellinquinnsbuttblog)